Welcome to our free audio poetry page where you'll find lots of funny poetry written by Bill Buczinsky.
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I once read that good people should walk the straight and narrow - and that may be true - but poetic people are known to step out of the
ordinary way of doing things.
I was driving on an old country road down South one day when I
noticed the license plate of the car in front of me. It said "Dog Doc." I started saying the words "I'm the Dawg Doctor" over and over in a slow deep
southern drawl - the way a good 'ole country vet might say it. Most of the poem as you hear it was written while I continued to follow that car.
When I was a kid, I was afraid of writing. After years of
facing that fear, I actually became a writer. That's what this poem is all about - facing your fears - whatever they may be. If you have a fear of
something, you can overcome it just like I did. Now go get 'em!
Growing up in New York, I've seen my share of fights. I sure wish
somebody would have recited this little poem for me before every one of those brawls!
Here's a sweet poem that won't fill you up. It's a commercial I wrote for an imaginary sponsor. It will have to do until we get some major corporate backing at A Child's Voice.
One of the many unexpected places you'll find poetry is in advertising. Have some fun and try to write a little jingle of your own.
I grew up in Long Island and my favorite place has always been
the beach. For years, I'd float out on the water and talk to myself like a pirate. This poem came out of that lonely drama in the water off the beach.
Dr. Seuss was written as a tribute to the great children's poet Theodor
Seuss Geisel who passed away on September 24th, 1991. I believe that Dr. Seuss was the first poet's voice I ever heard as a child. I hope you enjoy
this funny poem!
When you're ready to step out of the ordinary way of doing things...
Have you ever noticed how some kids try to be just like everyone else?
Each one of us has our own unique style. We should be concentrating on those things that make us uniquely poetic. Let your freak-flag fly!
Dreams don't just happen. They take a lot of
huff & puff. A lot of sweating and grunting and knee-scraping trail & error. Don't be discouraged when you get discouraged. Get off your rump and
make something happen!
I was driving on an old country road down South one day when I
noticed the license plate of the car in front of me. It said "Dog Doc." I started saying the words "I'm the Dawg Doctor" over and over in a slow deep
southern drawl - the way a good 'ole country vet might say it. Most of the poem as you hear it was written while I continued to follow that car.
Growing up in New York, I've seen my share of fights. I sure wish
somebody would have recited this little poem for me before every one of those brawls!
